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55 lines
1.7 KiB
JavaScript
55 lines
1.7 KiB
JavaScript
// Playful labels rotated by job.js every ROTATION_MS while a job is in
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// progress. Keyed by Job.status values from the backend. The progress
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// bar carries the real percentage; this is purely UI personality.
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//
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// Edit freely — additions/removals don't require any code changes.
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export const stagePhrases = {
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queued: [
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"Lacing up…",
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"Tuning forks…",
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"Spinning up…",
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"Warming the tubes…",
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],
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// Downloading is load-in: gear arriving, getting set up, before the
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// sound check starts.
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downloading: [
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"Load-in…",
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"Rolling in flight cases…",
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"Setting up the kit…",
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"Snaking the cables…",
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"Plugging into the patch bay…",
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],
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// Separating is the long stage — keep the user company with band /
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// sound-check vignettes. Short observational sentences, the kind of
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// thing you'd overhear at a rehearsal.
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separating: [
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"Tuning the bass…",
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"Guitarist checking himself in the mirror…",
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"Pick fell on the floor…",
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"In-ear check…",
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"Mic check, one two…",
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"\"More me in the monitor\"…",
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"Drummer adjusting the snare…",
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"Singer warming up… lalala",
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"Capo on, capo off…",
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"Tightening the lugs…",
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"Tuning the floor tom…",
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"Coiling a cable…",
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"Bassist plugged in backwards…",
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"Pedalboard wiggling…",
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"Tech swapping a 9V battery…",
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"Roadie taping down the setlist…",
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"\"Is this thing on?\"…",
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"Stepping on a fuzz pedal…",
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"Tuning the high E…",
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"Drummer twirling sticks…",
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"Singer sipping tea…",
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"Quick bathroom break…",
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"\"Can I get more vocals?\"…",
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"Snare too snappy…",
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"Levels look good…",
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],
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default: ["Working on it…"],
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};
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