chore: import upstream snapshot with attribution

static/js/phrases.js

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+// Playful labels rotated by job.js every ROTATION_MS while a job is in
+// progress. Keyed by Job.status values from the backend. The progress
+// bar carries the real percentage; this is purely UI personality.
+//
+// Edit freely — additions/removals don't require any code changes.
+
+export const stagePhrases = {
+  queued: [
+    "Lacing up…",
+    "Tuning forks…",
+    "Spinning up…",
+    "Warming the tubes…",
+  ],
+  // Downloading is load-in: gear arriving, getting set up, before the
+  // sound check starts.
+  downloading: [
+    "Load-in…",
+    "Rolling in flight cases…",
+    "Setting up the kit…",
+    "Snaking the cables…",
+    "Plugging into the patch bay…",
+  ],
+  // Separating is the long stage — keep the user company with band /
+  // sound-check vignettes. Short observational sentences, the kind of
+  // thing you'd overhear at a rehearsal.
+  separating: [
+    "Tuning the bass…",
+    "Guitarist checking himself in the mirror…",
+    "Pick fell on the floor…",
+    "In-ear check…",
+    "Mic check, one two…",
+    "\"More me in the monitor\"…",
+    "Drummer adjusting the snare…",
+    "Singer warming up… lalala",
+    "Capo on, capo off…",
+    "Tightening the lugs…",
+    "Tuning the floor tom…",
+    "Coiling a cable…",
+    "Bassist plugged in backwards…",
+    "Pedalboard wiggling…",
+    "Tech swapping a 9V battery…",
+    "Roadie taping down the setlist…",
+    "\"Is this thing on?\"…",
+    "Stepping on a fuzz pedal…",
+    "Tuning the high E…",
+    "Drummer twirling sticks…",
+    "Singer sipping tea…",
+    "Quick bathroom break…",
+    "\"Can I get more vocals?\"…",
+    "Snare too snappy…",
+    "Levels look good…",
+  ],
+  default: ["Working on it…"],
+};